Knock, Knock
August 31, 2016
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
No one
What’s Obama’s favorite music?
Barack and roll
When Obama was a baby what did his mom sing to him?
Barack a bye baby
What do you call a cow on the ground?
Ground beef
Why don’t you eat an unsharpened pencil?
There’s no point
What do you call a nice door?
ADOORable
I like milk it’s legenDAIRY
My friends ROCK and i will never take them for GRANITE
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Hat puns
I’m thinking aHEAD
I eat lightbulbs cuz I’m pretty BRIGHT
I like old clocks because they come in HANDY
Why can’t you throw a phone?
It’s unCALLEDfor
What do you say when your shoe comes undone?
Oh SHOE-t
I’m a bit tongue-tied
You have no sole
I need to HEEL from these bad puns