You know the Nile River in Egypt

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

You know the Nile River in Egypt?
It goes on for niles and niles and niles… and if you don’t believe me, you’re in deNILE
Why was the bed in jail?
It was put under ar-REST
Tree puns
Dont be so ROOT
Don’t TREE-t me like this
You need to BRANCH out and LEAF
PHOTOSYNTHESIS
I like breakfast it’s so cereal (surreal)
You’re BACON me hungry
Bike jokes
You cant HANDLE me
Im TWO tired
I have wheel-y cool jokes
Windows are so fake, I can see right through them
I feel like I’m left handed, because I can’t write
Cow jokes
What do they like to listen to? MOOOOOOOsic
What is their favorite thing in space? The MOOOOOOn
What do farm animals say at the beach? COWabunga
Why aren’t money jokes funny?
They don’t make cents
Ella enchanted
When Anne Hathawill, Anne Hathaway
What do you use to open a zoo door?
monKEY

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