What are the most expensive shoes?
CASH-oes

What do bros earn at competitions?
Brophies

Why does everyone know about the Sun?
Because it’s a STAR

Why did they use a guillotine in the French Revolution?
Because they lost their heads

Can a match, box?
No but a tin can

What do bros use to climb?
Bropes

The inventor of knock-knock jokes should win a no-bell prize

Do you need an ark to be built?
I NOAH guy!

How do you find an outfit for harvesting?
You PLANt it out

I have so many door jokes because I’m such a DOOR-k

Why do barbershops have many problems?
They get into very hairy situations

What has the most issues?
Magazines

Why aren’t sick birds allowed in America?
They are ill-eagle

Why was the peanut butter and jelly sandwich late to work?
He was in a traffic JAM