What are the most expensive shoes?
October 19, 2016
What are the most expensive shoes?
CASH-oes
What do bros earn at competitions?
Brophies
Why does everyone know about the Sun?
Because it’s a STAR
Why did they use a guillotine in the French Revolution?
Because they lost their heads
Can a match, box?
No but a tin can
What do bros use to climb?
Bropes
The inventor of knock-knock jokes should win a no-bell prize
Do you need an ark to be built?
I NOAH guy!
How do you find an outfit for harvesting?
You PLANt it out
I have so many door jokes because I’m such a DOOR-k
Why do barbershops have many problems?
They get into very hairy situations
What has the most issues?
Magazines
Why aren’t sick birds allowed in America?
They are ill-eagle
Why was the peanut butter and jelly sandwich late to work?
He was in a traffic JAM