Spooky Scar Puns
October 26, 2016
What do you call a ghost’s significant other?
His ghoul-friend
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet
What do witchs’ cars say?
Broom broom
What instrument do skeletons enjoy?
The tromBONE
I find jokes about skeletons very HUMERUS
What do you find in a funny halloween field?
PUNpkins
I don’t like scary movies because they are horror-ble and terror-ble
What do female sorcerers eat for lunch?
Sand witch
What shift do skeletons take for work?
The graveyard shift
What do you call people that are scared of October 31st?
Halloweenies
How do zombies lose weight?
They die-t
What is the creepiest canal?
The Eerie canal
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He was charged with BAT-tery
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