Spooky Scar Puns

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

What do you call a ghost’s significant other?
His ghoul-friend

What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet

What do witchs’ cars say?
Broom broom

What instrument do skeletons enjoy?
The tromBONE

I find jokes about skeletons very HUMERUS

What do you find in a funny halloween field?
PUNpkins

I don’t like scary movies because they are horror-ble and terror-ble

What do female sorcerers eat for lunch?
Sand witch

What shift do skeletons take for work?
The graveyard shift

What do you call people that are scared of October 31st?
Halloweenies

How do zombies lose weight?
They die-t

What is the creepiest canal?
The Eerie canal

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He was charged with BAT-tery

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