“Why can’t I think of a joke? My life’s a joke, I’m a joke!”

Why are some internet jokes not nice?
Because some are very meme

What do cats say when they want to show off?
I’m meWOW and check meow-t

I think knock-knock jokes are a-DOOR-able

What do you call a bad bro?
Brogue

Can Febuary March?
No but April May

What does President Obama sing when he is alone?
I dont wanna be ObamAAAAAA selfff

Why were farmers good in college?
Because they were outstanding in their field.

Whoever came up with the idea of denim must have been a JEAN-ious

Why are grapes so annoying?
They WINE a lot

What happens when you make a really bad joke?
You get a PUNishment
It takes a while to understand so you might have to PUNder that one

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick

What kind of tea does an artist drink?
creativi-TEA

Why does Waldo wear only red stripes?
Because he doesn’t want to be SPOTTED