“Why can’t I think of a joke? My life’s a joke, I’m a joke!”
November 2, 2016
“Why can’t I think of a joke? My life’s a joke, I’m a joke!”
Why are some internet jokes not nice?
Because some are very meme
What do cats say when they want to show off?
I’m meWOW and check meow-t
I think knock-knock jokes are a-DOOR-able
What do you call a bad bro?
Brogue
Can Febuary March?
No but April May
What does President Obama sing when he is alone?
I dont wanna be ObamAAAAAA selfff
Why were farmers good in college?
Because they were outstanding in their field.
Whoever came up with the idea of denim must have been a JEAN-ious
Why are grapes so annoying?
They WINE a lot
What happens when you make a really bad joke?
You get a PUNishment
It takes a while to understand so you might have to PUNder that one
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
What kind of tea does an artist drink?
creativi-TEA
Why does Waldo wear only red stripes?
Because he doesn’t want to be SPOTTED
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