What is the strongest element?
November 9, 2016
What is the strongest element?
STONG-tium
Why does the ocean get stressed?
CURRENT events
Why can’t you play cards with big cats?
They’re CHEETAHS and you always catch them LION
Bee puns
I don’t think puns like this should BEE allowed
HIVE gotta make better ones
Sorry HONEY I guess these aren’t working out
I got roasted by a bee once, it really STUNG
Why do runners always get lost?
Because no one can keep TRACK of them
What do you eat in a muddy jungle?
MARSHmellows
My door puns make people hinge
What do people who play musical instruments wear?
BANDanas
What do you call a tree that doesn’t grow tall?
Br-OAK-en
Why can’t you talk about sensitive topics with guns?
They get triggered
What did the flag and the ocean say to each other?
Nothing they just WAVEd
Why do circles make the best students?
They’re well-rounded