What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions?
December 1, 2016
What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions?
HAWKward
What do you call someone when they finish ironing?
imPRESSed
What do you call a fruit that can blend in really well into its surroundings?
chaMELON (chameleon)
What do lambs say when they’re disgusted?
Ewe
What do you call something that says something bad about your future?
HORRORscope
I would tell you a joke about flying mythical creatures,
But it would DRAG-ON and on and on…
What food do you eat when you’re too cold?
A burrrrrrrrger
Which is the most negative month?
NOvember
Why is corn so creepy? Because they are STALKers
Why do birds leave their nest so quickly
Because they CROW UP so fast
What do you call running machines when you hate exercising?
The DREADmill
Why do people put on their earbuds when they’re annoyed?
Because they’re muSICK OF IT
Why are outlets always prepared?
Because they’re the PLUG