What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions?
HAWKward

What do you call someone when they finish ironing?
imPRESSed

What do you call a fruit that can blend in really well into its surroundings?
chaMELON (chameleon)

What do lambs say when they’re disgusted?
Ewe

What do you call something that says something bad about your future?
HORRORscope

I would tell you a joke about flying mythical creatures,
But it would DRAG-ON and on and on…

What food do you eat when you’re too cold?
A burrrrrrrrger

Which is the most negative month?
NOvember

Why is corn so creepy? Because they are STALKers

Why do birds leave their nest so quickly
Because they CROW UP so fast

What do you call running machines when you hate exercising?
The DREADmill

Why do people put on their earbuds when they’re annoyed?
Because they’re muSICK OF IT

Why are outlets always prepared?
Because they’re the PLUG