I study for my math tests but I’m failing… I guess things just aren’t adding up

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

I study for my math tests but I’m failing… I guess things just aren’t adding up
If you had to think about what that pun meant, I think you’re calcuLATE
I’m not trying to be MEAN, just AVERAGE

I had vacation and became really unorganized and messy… I guess it’s because i had NO CLASS

Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!

Sorry no one KNEEds to know about that pun
But sometimes jokes just need a BODY
They do come in HANDy though…
EYE have more body part puns to say, because i NOSE a lot of them!
If I could tell you the TOOTH, I’m running out of some…
I will not accept deFEET

I would make puns about America but I’m not in the right STATE of mind

Movies about boxing tend to be the most famous…. They’re a great hit
Sorry if you didn’t really like that PUNCHline

How do you make time fly?
You throw a clock out the window!
How do you make a butterfly?
You let a caterpillar eat a lot and then wait

How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
That pun is out of this world
It’s the STAR of all puns

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