Dear Santa: I (don’t) want my Playboys


Ilan Orellana

Dear Santa,

All I want for this Christmas is a spider-man poster, Nike Cortez (the white and black not the black and white), a red and black Scarface hoodie, anything Playboy preferably clothes but the magazines are cool too not that I want them. No, seriously, I don’t think I want the magazines (wink, wink) because I’m a child of God. I’m sure you’ve seen me as you creep around my house praying for me once or twice I think.