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What are the most expensive shoes?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

October 19, 2016


Filed under Blogs, Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

What are the most expensive shoes? CASH-oes What do bros earn at competitions? Brophies Why does everyone know about the Sun? Because it’s a STAR Why did they use a guillotine in the French Revolution? Because they lost their heads Can a match, box? No but a tin can What do bros...

REVIEW: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

Helen Le and Erin Baquiran

October 17, 2016


Filed under Blogs, Le Got Your Baq, Monday, Online Only

On the Friday in the second week of break, we travelled to the Lodi Stadium 12 Cinemas to see Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children with other friends. The rain fell at a decent rate as we rushed from Moo Moo’s to stand in line for our preordered tickets, courtesy of Erin. We were walking into...

Dogs are Better than People

David Hancock, Staff writer

October 17, 2016


Filed under Angry Rants, Blogs, Online Only

Dear humans, In a lot of cultures, being called a “dog” is a huge disgrace. Dogs are associated with the dirt and being lowly and mangy. We've all seen movies set in some ancient culture where a character is called a dog and then probably slapped or spit on afterwards. Even here in America,...

Middle Ground

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 27, 2016


Filed under Angry Rants, Blogs, Online Only

Dear Americans, We finished Hamlet in class today, and it is confirmed: I am Hamlet. His problems are my problems (more or less), his flaws are my flaws, and his thoughts are my thoughts. Hamlet is pessimistic, optimistic, emotional, rational, brilliant, and naive all at the same time! He is a...

I have PDD

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

September 26, 2016


Filed under Blogs, Le Got Your Baq, Monday, Online Only

Hi guys, it’s Erin again! Throughout the past three weeks I have found something a little worrying. I have PDD. Post Disneyland Depression. I miss Disneyland. Their 60th anniversary celebration just ended two weeks ago and I missed it. I have been constantly watching Disney movies on repeat, and while...

Just some thoughts

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 21, 2016


Filed under Angry Rants, Blogs, Online Only

Dear fellow overthinkers, Do you ever feel like you just have so much in your head and you have no idea how to even begin to get it all out? If you don't, good, try and stay that way. This rant isn't for you guys though, I'm talking to the people like me: people who are so filled with thoughts and...

Existential Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 14, 2016


Filed under Angry Rants, Blogs, Online Only

My dear readers, Holy crap Hamlet got me messed up. We’re only in Act 2 and already my mind has been blown like a billion times and I’ve probably said “#relatable” or “retweet” about a billion and one times. Hamlet is already trippy enough on its own, as Hamlet questions literally everything...

Rant Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 13, 2016


Filed under Angry Rants, Blogs, Online Only

My dear readers, First of all, I stole that from Jane Eyre, a book that I never read and still wrote an essay about in my English class. I got a B on it, which is pretty good considering. Anyways, today I’m going to rant about rants. So lately, all my blog posts have been angry, frustrated, annoyed,...

Richard Henry Lee

Helen Le, Sports Editor

September 12, 2016


Filed under Blogs, Le Got Your Baq, Online Only

WHY IS PAUL REVERE SO IRRHLEVANT? Richard Henry Lee. Why did his popularity spike up in this year’s APUSH classes? When Ms. Blount mentioned Richard Henry Lee in class, multiple heads perked up in excitement. Never has there been a class so interested in a seemingly unimportant figure in history. The...

Rules Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 8, 2016


Filed under Angry Rants, Blogs, Online Only

Dear tyrannical rule-makers, I am frustrated, I am mad, I am angry, I AM ENRAGED!!! There is only one thing in this universe that makes me feel this way: STUPID RULES! Now before you call me a dumb and rebellious teenager let me explain myself, then you can call me a dumb and rebellious teenager...

Honest Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 6, 2016


Filed under Angry Rants, Blogs, Online Only

Dear the few people who actually read blogs, So apparently I’m a blogger. It’s strange because to me bloggers are all fedora-wearing hipsters who write on their anything-but-Apple laptops while stroking their goatees and drinking coffee. I hate wearing hats, have absolutely no facial hair, get...

Relationship Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 5, 2016


Filed under Angry Rants, Blogs, Online Only

Dear boys and girls of the world, To be honest people, you don't need a relationship. What? Did he just say that? Yes, I did and here’s why: You’re fine on your own! Even the most desperate people can get by without being in a relationship. And really, if they're really that desperate they...

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