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Gosh, another rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 24, 2017


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Dear readers, Before you begin reading this, know that I've been in a super emo, angsty, mad-at-society mood, so this is gonna be a rant. A real rant. An, “Oh my god, David’s losing it,” kind of rant. You've been warned. I'll just say it: I'm a conservative, I voted for Trump, I'm a Republican,...

Dadisms

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 17, 2017


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Dear readers, For those of you who don't know my family very well, I have a really wise dad. My dad works in property management, which is a fancy term for being a landlord, which is a fancy term for being a Jack-of-all-trades fix-it-guy who also collects rent. Being that, my dad has always been...

What the Heck is my Blog?

David Hancock, Staff Writer

December 15, 2016


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Dear readers, To be honest guys, what the heck are you reading?!? So I’m straight chillin in a Starbucks, wearing a fancy black coat with the collar up and drinking a hot caramel brulee latte while writing in my blog on my not-apple laptop, basically being the most hip hipster in existence...

New York

David Hancock, Staff Writer

December 14, 2016


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Dear readers, New York, New York, New York! So this past weekend I was in New York for a scholarship presentation for the college I’m planning on going to, but also to have fun. Basically, New York is freakin awesome! Yes, by New York I mean New York City. And yes, there are other cities...

“That’s Too Much Work”

David Hancock, Staff Writer

November 29, 2016


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Dear lazy people, Believe it or not, but “that’s too much work” is not a valid excuse. I hear that a lot. A lot of times it’s from my own mouth, but also from other people. Hearing about a job or assignment that will be a lot of works scares a lot of us. Especially when we have a lot...

Freakin’ MLA

David Hancock, Staff Writer

November 18, 2016


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Dear inventors of MLA, I hate you. You’re stupid and no one cares about your stupid English rules. You suck, David Hancock Dear normal people, Don’t you hate MLA format? I drives me crazy! It is literally rules just for the sake of rules. There is nothing logical about having so...

Triggered

David Hancock, Staff Writer

November 15, 2016


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Dear users of the English language, The current definition of the word “triggered” is: (v) to cause (an event or situation) to happen or exist. While this denotation (direct definition) still applies, the connotation (feelings the word invokes) has changed (you’re welcome for the definitions...

Dear Donald Trump

David Hancock, Staff Writer

November 10, 2016


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Dear Donald Trump, Well, you won. Congratulations! I don’t think anyone thought you could do it, even those who supported you. You’ve beaten the polls, beaten the media, beaten those within your own party, beaten the party in power, and beaten everyone who said that you can’t. Despite how...

Letter to Myself

David Hancock, Staff Writer

November 2, 2016


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Dear David Hancock, Do you ever feel like you have absolutely nothing in your head but the same stuff that’s frantically replaying in your head over and over? Oh yes, of course you do, you’re me. And I am you. Weird. Anyways, why do you do that? Why do you focus so much on things...

I Hate Politics

David Hancock, Staff Writer

October 28, 2016


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Dear unfortunate Americans, In February I registered to vote. My birthday is October 29, and voting day wasn't until November, yet there I was, registering to vote 8 months before I needed to. I was so excited, so proud, and so happy to be finally be old enough to vote. I vowed I would be diligent...

Rain

David Hancock, Staff Writer

October 27, 2016


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Dear readers, My headphones broke, so if this post sounds a lot different than my previous ones it's because I don't have the soothing sound of loud rap music to help me in my writing process. And yes, I mean the Hamilton soundtrack. Haha, David listens to musicals while he writes! Laugh it up,...

Dogs are Better than People

David Hancock, Staff writer

October 17, 2016


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Dear humans, In a lot of cultures, being called a “dog” is a huge disgrace. Dogs are associated with the dirt and being lowly and mangy. We've all seen movies set in some ancient culture where a character is called a dog and then probably slapped or spit on afterwards. Even here in America,...

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