The Bruin Voice

Middle Ground

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 27, 2016


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Dear Americans, We finished Hamlet in class today, and it is confirmed: I am Hamlet. His problems are my problems (more or less), his flaws are my flaws, and his thoughts are my thoughts. Hamlet is pessimistic, optimistic, emotional, rational, brilliant, and naive all at the same time! He is a...

Just some thoughts

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 21, 2016


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Dear fellow overthinkers, Do you ever feel like you just have so much in your head and you have no idea how to even begin to get it all out? If you don't, good, try and stay that way. This rant isn't for you guys though, I'm talking to the people like me: people who are so filled with thoughts and...

Existential Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 14, 2016


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My dear readers, Holy crap Hamlet got me messed up. We’re only in Act 2 and already my mind has been blown like a billion times and I’ve probably said “#relatable” or “retweet” about a billion and one times. Hamlet is already trippy enough on its own, as Hamlet questions literally everything...

Rant Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 13, 2016


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My dear readers, First of all, I stole that from Jane Eyre, a book that I never read and still wrote an essay about in my English class. I got a B on it, which is pretty good considering. Anyways, today I’m going to rant about rants. So lately, all my blog posts have been angry, frustrated, annoyed,...

Rules Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 8, 2016


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Dear tyrannical rule-makers, I am frustrated, I am mad, I am angry, I AM ENRAGED!!! There is only one thing in this universe that makes me feel this way: STUPID RULES! Now before you call me a dumb and rebellious teenager let me explain myself, then you can call me a dumb and rebellious teenager...

Honest Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 6, 2016


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Dear the few people who actually read blogs, So apparently I’m a blogger. It’s strange because to me bloggers are all fedora-wearing hipsters who write on their anything-but-Apple laptops while stroking their goatees and drinking coffee. I hate wearing hats, have absolutely no facial hair, get...

Relationship Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

September 5, 2016


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Dear boys and girls of the world, To be honest people, you don't need a relationship. What? Did he just say that? Yes, I did and here’s why: You’re fine on your own! Even the most desperate people can get by without being in a relationship. And really, if they're really that desperate they...

Frustrated Rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

August 30, 2016


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Dear parents, teachers, coaches, directors, friends, and bosses of the world; On behalf of all the athletes, actors, and students of the world I feel compelled to directly ask you, our leaders, one simple question: When did it become a crime to have a life!?!? When did being busy become the cardinal...

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