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ALL TEH JOAKS BRUH!!!!!1!11!1!!!!

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

February 8, 2017

I was driving down the street one day then all of a sudden… I just stopped. Maybe it was SIGN I love deer but i don’t really caribou-t them Where do spiders go to see if they’re sick? Web MD Why did the lamb not want to speak in front of his class? He felt a bit sheepish Why did...

If I were a fictional character, I’d be Hamlet.

David Hancock, Staff Writer

February 8, 2017

If I were a fictional character, I’d be Hamlet. I’m not saying I’d want to be Hamlet. If I could be any fictional character I’d pick someone cooler like Spider-Man or Luke Skywalker or something fantastic like that, but that’s not realistic. I’m more like Hamlet than any other fictional...

A letter to the future Sophie Gilliland

Sophie Gilliland, Online Editor-in-Chief

February 7, 2017

Dear future Sophie Gilliland, You know, usually this is the other way around and you're the one writing the letter to your past self. Imagine, you could be giving me, your past self, advice and tell me that everything turns out okay and I don’t need to worry about anything and give me a confidence...

Random Line Generator

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

February 6, 2017

Okay so let me explain. JK I won’t lol xD. Have fun! Two Thoughtful Uncles Talking to the Beat A Short Story The first Christmas she could remember was also her best Christmas ever. Jessica Chan looked at the tattered hawk in her hands and felt happy. She walked over to the window and reflected...

Strange Addictions #1

Emma Snyder, Staff Writer

February 1, 2017

Like the TV show “My Strange Addictions”, readers of this article would be surprised by the weird things people love. Some strange addictions are dangerous, some are funny, and some are really just so strange that you can’t wrap your head around. The official definition of addiction according...

Reliving September 22, 2015

Jasmine Sriprasuet, Staff Writer

January 31, 2017

If I could relive one day, I’d relive September 22, 2015. It’s actually a day after my birthday but September 22nd could outshine any one of my birthdays ten times over. So many emotions were building up within me leading to that day. I was overwhelmed with happiness. My nerves were on edge. And...

Opinions

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 31, 2017

Dear opinionated people, Before I begin this rant, let me be clear: everyone has a right to their own opinion. Additionally, in the United States all citizens are guaranteed the right to have those opinions heard. That is clear, and I’m not annoyed because of that. I’m annoyed because the majority...

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Helen Le, Sports Editor

January 30, 2017

I will never understand why people choose to be obnoxious in a movie theater. Why do you feel the need to ruin something for other people because you’re stuck in a bubble of self-entitlement? I’m not salty anymore, but jeez, that’s probably one of the reasons why I didn’t enjoy La La Land...

Lizard People Rule the World

Giancarlo Lizarraga, Staff Writer

January 27, 2017

Never have I been more amused than by the aberrant theories of the world’s citizens who believe in the presence of the reptilian elite. This is no joke;There are humans on our planet Earth who assure the population that lizard people are in control of all global actions. David Icke is often credited...

Philosophy

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 25, 2017

Dear confused teenagers, I don’t know I’ve mentioned this before, but in college I’m planning on majoring in Philosophy. Well, the college I’m planning to go to combines Politics, Philosophy, and Economics into one super awesome major, but I’m mostly doing it for the philosophy. I know...

Gosh, another rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 24, 2017

Dear readers, Before you begin reading this, know that I've been in a super emo, angsty, mad-at-society mood, so this is gonna be a rant. A real rant. An, “Oh my god, David’s losing it,” kind of rant. You've been warned. I'll just say it: I'm a conservative, I voted for Trump, I'm a Republican,...

A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV show 2016)

Giancarlo Lizarraga, Staff Writer

January 23, 2017

If you’re not a fan of remorse, despair, and general unluckiness then I’d suggest you look away now and save yourself from the sorrowful story of the Baudelaire children in A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017). Adapted from the book series by Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) of the same name,...

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