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Toilet Talk 101: Bathrooms

Sandra Sunio, Staff Writer

February 17, 2017

One thing I will never understand is why some kids ditch class just stay in the school bathrooms all day long. First of all, it reeks in there, and it’s disgusting. Second of all, why even come to school at all? Last week, during third period, I walked in the bathroom minding my own business to...

Book Review: King’s Cage by Victoria Aveyard

Lily Tran, Feature Editor

February 16, 2017

Genre: Young Adult Fantasy Goodreads Rating: 4.2/5 My Rating: 4.4/5 Summary: In this breathless third installment to Victoria Aveyard’s bestselling Red Queen series, allegiances are tested on every side. And when the Lightning Girl's spark is gone, who will light the way for the rebellion? ...

Strange Addictions #2

Adannaya Binder, Staff Writer

February 16, 2017

Naomi Rougeau, Senior Breakfast Pizza with hot cheetos Hot cheetos with tacos Hot cheetos with burrito Isaiah Franklin, Sophomore Ketchup and pancakes I’m obsessed with sports, mainly football Cake, Cupcakes, anything sweet Mustard on french fries Trinity Mitchell, Sophomore Smell of comet CHee...

(This is deep)

David Hancock, Staff Writer

February 13, 2017

Dear mortals, To blog, or not to blog. That is the questions. Whether ‘tis nobler to blog something meaningful and relevant or to suffer the slings and arrows of unfinished thought. To die, to sleep. Thus is my Shakespearian rant. To rant, perchance, to dream. Aye, therin lies the rub....

Toilet Talk 101: The Whole Shabang

Sandra Sunio, Staff Writer

February 9, 2017

It was nearing the end of the summer of 2013. My family and I all had dinner at Boiling Crab for my aunt’s 60th birthday. It was my first time, and I was beyond excited for the pound of crab, shrimp, sausage, corn, and sweet potato fries waiting for us inside. We waited for about two hours outside...

ALL TEH JOAKS BRUH!!!!!1!11!1!!!!

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

February 8, 2017

I was driving down the street one day then all of a sudden… I just stopped. Maybe it was SIGN I love deer but i don’t really caribou-t them Where do spiders go to see if they’re sick? Web MD Why did the lamb not want to speak in front of his class? He felt a bit sheepish Why did...

If I were a fictional character, I’d be Hamlet.

David Hancock, Staff Writer

February 8, 2017

If I were a fictional character, I’d be Hamlet. I’m not saying I’d want to be Hamlet. If I could be any fictional character I’d pick someone cooler like Spider-Man or Luke Skywalker or something fantastic like that, but that’s not realistic. I’m more like Hamlet than any other fictional...

A letter to the future Sophie Gilliland

Sophie Gilliland, Online Editor-in-Chief

February 7, 2017

Dear future Sophie Gilliland, You know, usually this is the other way around and you're the one writing the letter to your past self. Imagine, you could be giving me, your past self, advice and tell me that everything turns out okay and I don’t need to worry about anything and give me a confidence...

Random Line Generator

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

February 6, 2017

Okay so let me explain. JK I won’t lol xD. Have fun! Two Thoughtful Uncles Talking to the Beat A Short Story The first Christmas she could remember was also her best Christmas ever. Jessica Chan looked at the tattered hawk in her hands and felt happy. She walked over to the window and reflected...

Strange Addictions #1

Emma Snyder, Staff Writer

February 1, 2017

Like the TV show “My Strange Addictions”, readers of this article would be surprised by the weird things people love. Some strange addictions are dangerous, some are funny, and some are really just so strange that you can’t wrap your head around. The official definition of addiction according...

Reliving September 22, 2015

Jasmine Sriprasuet, Staff Writer

January 31, 2017

If I could relive one day, I’d relive September 22, 2015. It’s actually a day after my birthday but September 22nd could outshine any one of my birthdays ten times over. So many emotions were building up within me leading to that day. I was overwhelmed with happiness. My nerves were on edge. And...

Opinions

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 31, 2017

Dear opinionated people, Before I begin this rant, let me be clear: everyone has a right to their own opinion. Additionally, in the United States all citizens are guaranteed the right to have those opinions heard. That is clear, and I’m not annoyed because of that. I’m annoyed because the majority...

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