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Helen Le, Sports Editor

January 30, 2017

I will never understand why people choose to be obnoxious in a movie theater. Why do you feel the need to ruin something for other people because you’re stuck in a bubble of self-entitlement? I’m not salty anymore, but jeez, that’s probably one of the reasons why I didn’t enjoy La La Land...

Lizard People Rule the World

Giancarlo Lizarraga, Staff Writer

January 27, 2017

Never have I been more amused than by the aberrant theories of the world’s citizens who believe in the presence of the reptilian elite. This is no joke;There are humans on our planet Earth who assure the population that lizard people are in control of all global actions. David Icke is often credited...

Philosophy

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 25, 2017

Dear confused teenagers, I don’t know I’ve mentioned this before, but in college I’m planning on majoring in Philosophy. Well, the college I’m planning to go to combines Politics, Philosophy, and Economics into one super awesome major, but I’m mostly doing it for the philosophy. I know...

Gosh, another rant

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 24, 2017

Dear readers, Before you begin reading this, know that I've been in a super emo, angsty, mad-at-society mood, so this is gonna be a rant. A real rant. An, “Oh my god, David’s losing it,” kind of rant. You've been warned. I'll just say it: I'm a conservative, I voted for Trump, I'm a Republican,...

STarting up a business?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

January 23, 2017

Hey guys! Over break I found ways to free up my schedule and have more time to work on some projects I’ve been meaning to work on. Well auditioning and working out are always on the list of things to do besides homework, but I’ve been meaning to really push on starting up my own t-shirt business. I...

A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV show 2016)

Giancarlo Lizarraga, Staff Writer

January 23, 2017

If you’re not a fan of remorse, despair, and general unluckiness then I’d suggest you look away now and save yourself from the sorrowful story of the Baudelaire children in A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017). Adapted from the book series by Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) of the same name,...

Book Review: Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard

Lily Tran, Feature Editor

January 20, 2017

Genre: Young Adult Fantasy Goodreads Rating: 4.1/5 My Rating: 4.5/5 Summary: This is a world divided by blood – red or silver. The Reds are commoners, ruled by a Silver elite in possession of god-like superpowers. And to Mare Barrow, a seventeen-year-old Red girl from the poverty-stricken...

Why do you always buy things from an astronaut

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

January 18, 2017

Why do you always buy things from an astronaut? Because their products are always out of this world Sorry I tend to love outer space puns because I'm a star! I don't planet to go this way But when I say puns like this I always ROCKET Is the sun heavy? No, it's light! Why did the star go...

Dadisms

David Hancock, Staff Writer

January 17, 2017

Dear readers, For those of you who don't know my family very well, I have a really wise dad. My dad works in property management, which is a fancy term for being a landlord, which is a fancy term for being a Jack-of-all-trades fix-it-guy who also collects rent. Being that, my dad has always been...

Bates Motel (TV show 2013-present)

Gian Carlo Baldonado, Staff Writer

January 17, 2017

[Spoiler Alert for a movie that precedes the TV show. Writer suggests to watch the movie Psycho (1960) first before reading ahead.] Check behind your shower curtains–- you’d never be too cautious looking for a tall, lanky young man carrying a knife decked on his mother’s evening gown. Anyone...

Finals week!!!!

Erin Baquiran, Staff Writer

December 19, 2016

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Self-deprecating jokes have been overwhelmingly abundant this week and it’s only Monday. I’ve been studying like CRAZY over the last week for finals that will either make or break my grades. Continuing studying throughout the weekend was absolutely insane...

What the Heck is my Blog?

David Hancock, Staff Writer

December 15, 2016

Dear readers, To be honest guys, what the heck are you reading?!? So I’m straight chillin in a Starbucks, wearing a fancy black coat with the collar up and drinking a hot caramel brulee latte while writing in my blog on my not-apple laptop, basically being the most hip hipster in existence...

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