The Bruin Voice

Whenever it rains cats and dogs

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

February 22, 2017


Filed under Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

Whenever it rains cats and dogs, I always find it to be a PURRfect time to relax at home on my bed. I try my best to stay inside, but school forces meow-t of the house. It’s ne-fur a fun time going out while it rains, and I find it quite CAT-astrophic. Whenever I find myself ruining my own day or it’s...

ALL TEH JOAKS BRUH!!!!!1!11!1!!!!

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

February 8, 2017


Filed under Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

I was driving down the street one day then all of a sudden… I just stopped. Maybe it was SIGN I love deer but i don’t really caribou-t them Where do spiders go to see if they’re sick? Web MD Why did the lamb not want to speak in front of his class? He felt a bit sheepish Why did...

Why do you always buy things from an astronaut

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

January 18, 2017


Filed under Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

Why do you always buy things from an astronaut? Because their products are always out of this world Sorry I tend to love outer space puns because I'm a star! I don't planet to go this way But when I say puns like this I always ROCKET Is the sun heavy? No, it's light! Why did the star go...

I study for my math tests but I’m failing… I guess things just aren’t adding up

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

December 14, 2016


Filed under Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

I study for my math tests but I’m failing… I guess things just aren’t adding up If you had to think about what that pun meant, I think you’re calcuLATE I’m not trying to be MEAN, just AVERAGE I had vacation and became really unorganized and messy… I guess it’s because i had NO CLASS Where...

What happened to the bullet that got in trouble at work

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

December 7, 2016


Filed under Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

What happened to the bullet that got in trouble at work? He was FIRED (Sorry if this joke TRIGGERS some people) what happened to the bread that didn't finish his chores? He was toast Sorry were you not bread-y for that pun? I loaf(love) puns like that They're a real slice But my puns have been...

What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

December 1, 2016


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What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions? HAWKward What do you call someone when they finish ironing? imPRESSed What do you call a fruit that can blend in really well into its surroundings? chaMELON (chameleon) What do lambs say when they’re disgusted? Ewe What...

What do you do when love dies?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

November 16, 2016


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What do you do when love dies? You amourn I love air conditioners I think they're FANtastic What did the cactus say to the well-dressed porcupine? Hey you're looking sharp! Why is fruit juice always so good at school? They're very concentrated How did Benjamin franklin feel when he...

What is the strongest element?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

November 9, 2016


Filed under Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

What is the strongest element? STONG-tium Why does the ocean get stressed? CURRENT events Why can’t you play cards with big cats? They’re CHEETAHS and you always catch them LION Bee puns I don't think puns like this should BEE allowed HIVE gotta make better ones Sorry HONEY I guess ...

“Why can’t I think of a joke? My life’s a joke, I’m a joke!”

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

November 2, 2016


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“Why can’t I think of a joke? My life’s a joke, I’m a joke!” Why are some internet jokes not nice? Because some are very meme What do cats say when they want to show off? I’m meWOW and check meow-t I think knock-knock jokes are a-DOOR-able What do you call a bad bro? Brogue Can...

Spooky Scar Puns

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

October 26, 2016


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What do you call a ghost’s significant other? His ghoul-friend What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet What do witchs’ cars say? Broom broom What instrument do skeletons enjoy? The tromBONE I find jokes about skeletons very HUMERUS What do you find in a funny...

What are the most expensive shoes?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

October 19, 2016


Filed under Blogs, Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

What are the most expensive shoes? CASH-oes What do bros earn at competitions? Brophies Why does everyone know about the Sun? Because it’s a STAR Why did they use a guillotine in the French Revolution? Because they lost their heads Can a match, box? No but a tin can What do bros...

I like France Eiffel in love with it

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor

September 28, 2016


Filed under Erin's Humor Column, Online Only, Wednesday

I like France Eiffel in love with it. What is a bros favorite (non-vegan) food for dinner? Broast beef What did the mom say to the son who was eating his corn too loudly? HUSK! When you die you must have been in GRAVE danger What is a bro’s favorite genre of music? Rock and broll Why...

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