Dear Santa,
I was initiated to the cult of veganism on March 3rd of this year, and it was the greatest decision I’ve made in my entire life. I was reborn on that very day, baptized into a greener, healthier...
Dear Santa,
This year I have a peculiar request. Every year everything spins so fast I don’t feel like I get time to enjoy just being. My request is for time to slow down. I want you to take the reins...
Dear Santa,
Santa this holiday all I want is a break from the chaos. I want a break from the suffering. A break from mothers and fathers and sister and brothers crying with pure agony because of the...
Dear Santa,
It’s been a few months since I found out that I cannot smell — and that it wasn’t just because I wasn’t “concentrating hard enough” as I had so brilliantly believed before. For...
Dear Santa,
This year all I want is for Christmas is to return to the good old days. Throw me back in time, back to the “dark ages” where all I had to worry about was the Bubonic plague and famine....
December 4, 2018
Dear Santa,
It’s December now. The majority of my friends are stressing out about finals, all my family members are worrying about buying gifts, and it seems that the entirety of humanity...
Dear Santa,
As you may have noticed, my name has not appeared in your stack of letters for many years — but I am back with one final request. This year, when I am awoken by my grandparents’ dog...
Dear Santa,
Please take away Kanye West.
In 2009, Kanye stunned Americans as he interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech, all to claim that Beyonce had a superior video.
In 2011, Kanye declared...
Dear Santa,
I’m going to be honest Santa; over the past five months, I have grown and changed into someone that I never thought I could be. I am proud of who I have become, but there’s only one...
When I was 9 years old, I asked for a guinea pig, and I got one (to my dismay my sisters named him Twinkle Skywalker). When I was 11 years old, my Hunger Games obsessed self asked for a bow and arrow,...
Give me some damn money this Christmas.
You heard me. Give me some damn money! I have come to the cynical conclusion that the world revolves around money, so give me some money.
Give me some...
Hi there. It’s me again, Santa, it’s Gabriella—you hear from me every year. And every year, I ask for something materialistic. Something you can buy at a store, something you pay for, something...
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