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Whenever it rains cats and dogs

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor February 22, 2017

Whenever it rains cats and dogs, I always find it to be a PURRfect time to relax at home on my bed. I try my best to stay inside, but school forces meow-t of the house. It’s ne-fur a fun time going out...

ALL TEH JOAKS BRUH!!!!!1!11!1!!!!

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor February 8, 2017

I was driving down the street one day then all of a sudden… I just stopped. Maybe it was SIGN I love deer but i don’t really caribou-t them Where do spiders go to see if they’re sick? Web...

Why do you always buy things from an astronaut

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor January 18, 2017

Why do you always buy things from an astronaut? Because their products are always out of this world Sorry I tend to love outer space puns because I'm a star! I don't planet to go this way But when...

I study for my math tests but I’m failing… I guess things just aren’t adding up

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor December 14, 2016

I study for my math tests but I’m failing… I guess things just aren’t adding up If you had to think about what that pun meant, I think you’re calcuLATE I’m not trying to be MEAN, just AVERAGE I...

What happened to the bullet that got in trouble at work

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor December 7, 2016

What happened to the bullet that got in trouble at work? He was FIRED (Sorry if this joke TRIGGERS some people) what happened to the bread that didn't finish his chores? He was toast Sorry were...

What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor December 1, 2016

What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions? HAWKward What do you call someone when they finish ironing? imPRESSed What do you call a fruit that can blend in really well into...

What do you do when love dies?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor November 16, 2016

What do you do when love dies? You amourn I love air conditioners I think they're FANtastic What did the cactus say to the well-dressed porcupine? Hey you're looking sharp! Why is fruit juice...

What is the strongest element?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor November 9, 2016

What is the strongest element? STONG-tium Why does the ocean get stressed? CURRENT events Why can’t you play cards with big cats? They’re CHEETAHS and you always catch them LION Bee puns I...

“Why can’t I think of a joke? My life’s a joke, I’m a joke!”

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor November 2, 2016

“Why can’t I think of a joke? My life’s a joke, I’m a joke!” Why are some internet jokes not nice? Because some are very meme What do cats say when they want to show off? I’m meWOW...

Spooky Scar Puns

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor October 26, 2016

What do you call a ghost’s significant other? His ghoul-friend What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet What do witchs’ cars say? Broom broom What instrument do skeletons...

What are the most expensive shoes?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor October 19, 2016

What are the most expensive shoes? CASH-oes What do bros earn at competitions? Brophies Why does everyone know about the Sun? Because it’s a STAR Why did they use a guillotine in the French...

I like France Eiffel in love with it

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor September 28, 2016

I like France Eiffel in love with it. What is a bros favorite (non-vegan) food for dinner? Broast beef What did the mom say to the son who was eating his corn too loudly? HUSK! When you die...

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