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If I were a fictional character, I’d be Ginny Weasley

Kylie Yamada, Feature Writer March 15, 2017

Who would I be if I was a fictional character? I would probably be a combination of Alina Starkov from the Grisha Trilogy (one of my favorite book series) and Phoebe Heyerdahl from Hey Arnold (because...

Whenever it rains cats and dogs

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor February 22, 2017

Whenever it rains cats and dogs, I always find it to be a PURRfect time to relax at home on my bed. I try my best to stay inside, but school forces meow-t of the house. It’s ne-fur a fun time going out...

ALL TEH JOAKS BRUH!!!!!1!11!1!!!!

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor February 8, 2017

I was driving down the street one day then all of a sudden… I just stopped. Maybe it was SIGN I love deer but i don’t really caribou-t them Where do spiders go to see if they’re sick? Web...

If I were a fictional character, I’d be Hamlet.

David Hancock, Staff Writer February 8, 2017

If I were a fictional character, I’d be Hamlet. I’m not saying I’d want to be Hamlet. If I could be any fictional character I’d pick someone cooler like Spider-Man or Luke Skywalker or something...

Strange Addictions #1

Emma Snyder, Staff Writer February 1, 2017

Like the TV show “My Strange Addictions”, readers of this article would be surprised by the weird things people love. Some strange addictions are dangerous, some are funny, and some are really just...

Why do you always buy things from an astronaut

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor January 18, 2017

Why do you always buy things from an astronaut? Because their products are always out of this world Sorry I tend to love outer space puns because I'm a star! I don't planet to go this way But when...

I study for my math tests but I’m failing… I guess things just aren’t adding up

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor December 14, 2016

I study for my math tests but I’m failing… I guess things just aren’t adding up If you had to think about what that pun meant, I think you’re calcuLATE I’m not trying to be MEAN, just AVERAGE I...

DIY Candy Surprise

DIY Candy Surprise

Rachel Dinh-Lopez, Staff Writer December 14, 2016

Christmas is less than twenty days away and in honor of low-budget students looking for creative, inexpensive gifts, I’ve decided to DIY a sweet and easy mason jar gift: Candy Surprise. You will...

What happened to the bullet that got in trouble at work

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor December 7, 2016

What happened to the bullet that got in trouble at work? He was FIRED (Sorry if this joke TRIGGERS some people) what happened to the bread that didn't finish his chores? He was toast Sorry were...

What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor December 1, 2016

What do you call a bird that’s not good at social interactions? HAWKward What do you call someone when they finish ironing? imPRESSed What do you call a fruit that can blend in really well into...

DIY Butterbeer

Lily Tran, Feature Editor November 23, 2016

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them just came out this past weekend and in honor of new films set in the Wizarding World, I’ve decided to DIY a famous and popular wizarding drink: butterbeer! You...

What do you do when love dies?

Erin Baquiran, Photography Editor November 16, 2016

What do you do when love dies? You amourn I love air conditioners I think they're FANtastic What did the cactus say to the well-dressed porcupine? Hey you're looking sharp! Why is fruit juice...

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